merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

there are so many glitches in “Enslaved: Odyssey to the West” that I might have to stop playing. It’s so annoying. I like the game and the store but….oh my god.

I will unfollow every single person who reblogs Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes.

jessie-is-a-weirdo:

Not joking. Fucking try me.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

I think beer has a special numbing effect that hard liquor just doesn’t have for me.

pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

"I need one plane ticket please."

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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bryanmichael:

Stevie Nicks-”If You Ever Did Believe”

a 9 year old girl accidentally killed her gun instructor but we really need lax gun laws.

kill all self proclaimed non-feminists

What bothers me the most is that we have concealed carry laws but if you’re a black man it doesn’t even matter if you have a registered gun on your person or no gun at all, you are not safe from police men.

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