WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
I was going to go to Gotham Bagels before I got on the bus for work but instead of just looking up it’s location on a map and proceeding about getting ready for work, I looked at their menu for 10 minutes and now I won’t have quite enough time to go there first.
Look at this map of good places to find Bloody Marys. Can you find Wisconsin?
My favorite vegetarian food cart is closed for good.
Do I keep sleeping or do I get out of bed and walk to a coffee shop for some pre-work reading?
POINT. ZERO THREE NINE
It was REALLY helpful that it was in Australia and therefore English. Also really helpful that someone had an Australian flag outside their shop.
Except now I like can’t even play anymore.
How the fuck do you beat your personal best when it’s THAT close?
Either I’m getting sick or I drank way too much water tonight.